Hey all
Ok, so, I want a cat.
I want a cat like so friggin bad oh my god. I’ve got a name picked out and everything.
He will be a shorthair cat, a dark grey, and his name will be The Destroyer, Ruiner of Worlds. Everywhere he goes, a planet dies.
It’ll be fantastic. I’m going to make a blog from his point of view all about his exploits for destroying Earth. It’ll be like
‘My efforts today proved once again futile. My ION cannon was discovered by my caretaker. Luckily, I had disguised it as a harmless catnip mouse. But then he scratched me in that spot behind my air, and he was forgiven.
That pesky neighbor kitten keeps walking by the window when I’m trying to sleep in the sun. I see his tail bobbing and I just want to tackle him and show him who’s boss. No one wanders through my domain.
there was something on the floor today. I don’t know what it was. I batted it for like, an hour, but then I got bored.’
It’s going to be so awesome.
Someone buy me a cat. Please.
